Haiku to a shoe:
soft canvas foot gloves
subtle, sturdy, stealthy, slight,
smooth soles hug summer
Mentioning “Keds” in my posting last week about the school picnic resulted in some comments from readers. They enlightened me about its several other meanings: (1) as an acronym for the Kendrick Extrication Device (KED) used in removing accident victims from motor vehicles; and (2) here in Ames, Iowa, home of the National Animal Disease Center, keds is the common name for louse flies, particularly the variety that can paralyze sheep.
Of course, I was referring to summertime inexpensive canvas shoes that have been produced in the
Happily, Keds are still made. In fact, despite Wikipedia’s pronouncement awhile back that they are “dorky” and most wearers are from the age “40+ set,” the fashion industry has rediscovered my beloved shoes (now known as “Classic Champions”) for the Spring 2008 collections. In addition to their prominence in recent fashion magazines, models in the
Although Keds were never as popular among the 1950s boys (perhaps overshadowed by Converse Chucks), my husband, Andrejs, recalls his first gym class in
In high school, Andrejs became a standout in tennis, where Keds were the standard footwear. I remember the first day of my tennis lessons at Thelma Fansmith’s, before she’d allow us near her clay court, we had to show her the soles of our shoes. Those whose sneakers had patterned soles were sent packing.
To prove that I wasn’t the only Keds fan in 1958, see the yearbook photo of a posed looking basketball quartet (below) where three are wearing classic champion Keds—both seniors, Kathy Humphreys and Judy Roth (who seems to be seeking divine inspiration), and our phys. ed. teacher, Vera Brandt, a fashion plate in her tailored Bermuda shorts and argyle knee socks. Only our home ec teacher, Dorothy Drazenovich, has on the gym shoes (with the long laces) issued by N. Allegheny—to match the regulation gym suit. Perhaps it was out of loyalty to her husband, Joe, who may have had a hand in choosing the gym wear as NAHS’ first boys’ phys ed teacher.
THOSE ABOMINABLE GYM SUITS
Has any other article of apparel ever been designed that was quite as ugly and unflattering as those gym suits were? We tried to streamline them by tying the two ends of the self-belt in the back (tail-like)—as you can see Judy has done. And we rolled up those ridiculously long, flaring shorts (as all 3 wearers have done). My cousin Nancy Givens Williams reminded me how sometimes we tucked the flared shorts up around our underpants to create a bloomer effect. As
Meanwhile, what were the boys wearing? White tee-shirts and green boxer shorts. Would it have been too indiscreet if we girls had worn that same outfit (minus the jockstraps, of course)?
If anyone still possesses a jolly green gym suit, could you please send me a color photo I can reprint? The color is hard to describe—and never existed in nature. Or could you bring your suit to the reunion Saturday night? And we promised, you wouldn’t have to model it!
This posting is dedicated to Eamonn’s and Alex’s wonderful mother, Brenda, my costume designing daughter, who likes me to write about clothes and who made me her mother about 40 years ago. And to everyone else’s mother as well, Happy Mother’s Day!
1 comment:
Now I'm going to risk showing how old I am...
Back in 1979, in my first semester of 7th grade, I made the catastrophic mistake of forgetting my gym clothes (red/white striped tee shirt and red jogging shorts). So I had to "borrow" a suit from the Welch Junior High stock, dating from the early 70s. Mortifying. It was probably worse than your suit, because it was thick polyester and shaped like a wrestler's unitard (no self-belt to define a waist, that's for sure).
Mrs. Smith took pity and dug some ratty old sweatshirt out of the lost and found for me to wear over it.
And, unlike y'all, I was the only one wearing it...which you can imagine was a fate worse than death for a 13-yr-old.
(To add insult to injury, it was the day we were doing time trials in the 600m dash, which was the farthest I had ever run in my life. I cried and sweated my way around the track in that horrible get-up.)
So, yes, I can certainly relate to your awful gym suits...
Love the argyle sox!
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