Saturday, May 31, 2008

The Day We Graduated: June 5, 1958

If you need to get in the mood, listen to The Four Freshmen sing “Graduation Day,” (recorded, 1956) by clicking on the highlighted title.

9 A.M.

The last week of the school year and liberation is in sight. That Thursday morning, John Bolvin, one of the faculty advisers to our class, gives us a pep talk before the rehearsal, where we will practice marching down the aisles to the strains of Elgar’s “Pomp and Circumstances,” played by our classmate Christine Ferguson. I remember Mr. Bolvin telling us that it had been a pleasure to advise us, and that our class had an interesting mix of students, a balance that the two earlier graduating classes hadn’t had. I think he meant that all of the various high school types were represented (leaders, brains, athletes, artists, hard-workers, hot-rodders, and law-breakers).

We didn’t know it then, but he, too, was about to graduate from high school POD teaching and enter the world of higher education. Dr. Bolvin is now an emeritus professor in the Department of Psychology in Education and the former dean of the College of General Studies at the University of Pittsburgh. In fact, the CGS awards a scholarship annually named in his honor.

The baccalaureate service had been held on the previous Sunday evening, but not everyone had attended and we had only filed in together minus the pomp. For tonight’s graduation ceremony, we need to practice the hesitation step. The girls (who would wear white gowns, heels, and caps with the tassels secured by bobby pins) catch onto the rhythm pretty quickly; most of the guys (to wear black academic robes and mortarboards with tassels clunking them on their noses) never do. As I recall, some drill sergeants (Mmes. Fulmer and Bowman, maybe?) are posted on each side telling us when to turn and how much space to leave before following the preceding graduate as we enter from the foyer at the back and come down the side aisles of the auditorium.

8 P.M.

It is still quite bright out that evening as commencement begins, but, of course, it won’t be over until after 10:30 pm. After we march in, Rev. Luther Fackler of St. John’s Lutheran gives the invocation before we sit down. Dr. Thomas Carson, Supervising Principal, utters a few words in educationese; and Ed Florak, class president, welcomes the assemblage.

Back in mid-April, tryouts were held for commencement speakers. We had to present a 5-minute speech on the general theme “What we owe” before a panel of teachers. Those selected, who were now sweating profusely up on stage, spoke in this order: Bob Beilstein, “What we owe to parents and faculty”; Marjorie Downer, “What we owe to our friends”; Peggy Peterson, “What we owe to our country”; Barbara Sweeney “What we owe to ourselves”; and Bill Vestal, “What we owe to faith.” The audience was requested to please reserve their applause (otherwise the thunderous ovations likely to erupt after each of these talks might have seriously delayed the proceedings).

Aside: The other day I read my speech, typed on 3 x 5” cards, and marveled at its vapidity. Originally it had been too long, but I seem to have cut out all the best parts, and what “we owe to ourselves” came out prescient of the age of me-ism, to arrive a decade later when the Baby Boomers came of age. I was ahead of my times. I wish I could have left in the quotation I liked from my favorite play, “Our Town,” when Emily discovers that people don’t really perceive life passionately enough as they are living it. Darn.

Next we, the senior class, sing “The Halls of Ivy” in unison—which seems a little odd upon reflection, since it’s about an ivy-covered college. Were we led by Miss Werner? I can’t remember much about what happened right after those speeches, still recovering from the adrenalin rush. I don’t think any of us knew where that song came from. Actually, it originated as the theme song for an NBC radio sitcom by the same name, which became a TV series (1954-55). It was sung at the beginning and end of each program by what I imagined was the Princeton men’s glee club. Remember the words?

"Oh we love the halls of ivy
That surround us here today,
And we will not forget,
Though we be far, far away.

To the hallowed halls of ivy
Every voice will bid farewell
And shimmer off in twilight
Like the old vesper bell.

One day a hush will fall,
The footsteps of us all
Will echo down the halls and disappear.

And as we sadly start,
Our journeys far apart,
A part of every heart will linger here.

In these sacred halls of ivy,
Where we've lived and learned to know,
We'll meet again at twilight
In the sweet afterglow."


9:30 P.M.

Next, the new NAHS principal, Robert Grine, presents some scholarships and awards from local organizations. The grand prize goes to Anne Kiley for being a National Merit Scholar. By coming in 5th for the whole country in the Exceptionally Able Youth Tests, Anne also earns a full scholarship to Duquesne University. Other award recipients include Marjorie Downer, Marilyn Michalko, Phil Lane, John Allardice, Ted Sprys, Janet Heim, Peter Thurston, Richard Sass, Peggy Peterson, and Regis Gschwind.

Mr. Grine then presents the entire class as having completed the necessary requirements to graduate. Ivan Hosack, the North Allegheny Joint School president, announces our names alphabetically as we stand, cross the stage, shake his hand, and get our diplomas. According to the list in the program, 169 are given out.

Now the pace picks up with the singing of North Allegheny’s alma mater by the Boys’ Senior Quartet (John Allardice, John Brownlee, Mike McKay, and Ray Wick). And then a benediction by Rev. Fackler before we march out a lot faster than we came in—and with no hesitation steps.

High school is over for us. The Class of 1958 is history.

I’ve got more to say about graduating—but this play-by-play is enough for one posting…

Saturday, May 24, 2008

Lord Jim



“He was an inch, perhaps two, under six feet, powerfully built, and he advanced straight at you with a slight stoop of the shoulders, head forward, and a fixed from-under stare which made you think of a charging bull. His voice was deep, loud, and his manner displayed a kind of dogged self-assertion which had nothing aggressive in it. It seemed a necessity, and it was directed apparently as much at himself as at anybody else. He was spotlessly neat, appareled in immaculate white from shoes to hat, and in the various Eastern ports where he got his living as ship-chandler's water-clerk, he was very popular.”

So begins Joseph Conrad’s novel about an accident at sea and the complex character whose error in judgment haunts him for the rest of his life. Today I’m thinking about another Jim, also complex and who somewhat fits the description above (except that he was several inches over six feet and was not appareled in white): one of my favorite high school teachers, Jim Wall. As you will see from the quotations below, I am not alone in my affection for Mr. Wall. But he had the added dimension to me of being, first, our next-door neighbor on Ingomar Road soon after he and Joanne were married, and then, the neighbor four doors up from us as the babies began to arrive. Five kids, four boys. Having just spent the past week with two small boys, my admiration for the Walls’ ability to keep their sanity—cheerfully—only grows.

I had one disagreement with Mr. Wall in 11th grade English class, however, and that concerned the readability of the novel he assigned: Lord Jim by that linguistic paragon Joseph Conrad, born Josef Teodor Konrad Kurzeniowski (1857-1024). Conrad was a Pole who wrote 20 novels and many short stores always in English, his third language. He’s the guy we ESL teachers hold up as a role model to our struggling students. (I admit I took fiendish pleasure in reading recently that although Conrad became a master prose stylist in English, he never spoke our mother tongue fluently.)

Clearly Mr. Wall saw something in Lord Jim that remained impenetrable to 16-year-old me. I read and re-read the first two chapters in confusion. Who was telling the story? What had happened and when? And to add to my frustration, it was about the British navy and their sailing ships, a subject that completely bored me. Why couldn’t Wall have assigned Jane Austen or one of the Brontes?

Finally, I told him that I just couldn’t stand this book. He did not seem too surprised at this confession, and generously suggested a substitute: The Nigger of the “ Narcissus,” another Conrad sea novel! So I swallowed hard and wearily slogged through it.

Four years later at Allegheny College, I butted heads again with Joseph Conrad. This time I was required to read Heart of Darkness for a Comp Lit class—and I loved it. Thanks to developing some maturity and learning that a story doesn’t have to be plot-driven or told in a linear fashion, that developing the psychological state of a character is one of the things that makes literature an art, I “got” Conrad. (Maybe it helped that the setting was a jungle, no ships.) Anyway, I’ve always regretted that I never told Mr. Wall I finally appreciated his favorite writer. I realize now he was trying to stretch our brains and make us work to appreciate sophisticated fiction. Perhaps he also wanted us to realize that our idealism would eventually have to be tempered by the hard realities of making mistakes and dealing with the consequences. In the words of Marlowe, the principal narrator in Lord Jim:

“It is when we try to grapple with another man's intimate need that we perceive how incomprehensible, wavering, and misty are the beings that share with us the sight of the stars and the warmth of the sun.”

* * *

This week I asked some 1958 NAHS classmates about their favorite teachers. I hope you’ll enjoy reading their responses as much as I did. And I would welcome any other class members to offer your testimonials about teachers you liked—either by clicking on “Comments” or by sending an email to Sniper.Sweeney@gmail.com.

Did you have a favorite teacher at NAHS?

Bill Bauer: “In our junior year, I was enrolled in Mr. Conway’s social studies class. Toward the end of the term, there was a major paper due and I, of course, had given the matter no attention whatsoever. On the morning of the day that the composition was to be submitted, I somehow secured something that had been written by, I think, Georgie Richard’s older sister two years before. There were, you will recall, no copy machines save those god-awful mimeos. So I, in a display of inventive genius, cut nearly an inch from the top of the title page to eliminate reference to Ms. George and in very close proximity to the top of the shortened page, typed my name. I was reasonably sure that Mr. Conway would not notice that the new first page was 8- 1/2 x 10 inches in size and that the font employed in spelling out my name was different from that used in all of the other words contained in the treatise.

I was wrong. At the next session Mr. Conway did not return a graded paper and asked me to stay for a private discussion after the bell. To my great surprise, he didn’t lecture me on the evils of plagiarism or sloth. Instead, he reminded me that fellow students would routinely listen attentively when I delivered a silly rendition of some hastily gathered news article during the “current events” portion of our class time. He asked if I had given any thought to what I might like do with my life after high school. When I stared at him blankly, he suggested college. Then, to my absolute amazement he proposed a thing that I greatly, greatly yearned for but couldn’t reveal, even to myself. I might, he said, pursue a career in education. I might, he said, be a teacher. Duane Conway was a caring, considerate and helpful person. And, to its credit, the District recognized those qualities and made him – I’m pretty sure – its first full-time counselor.”

Kathie Boyer Schellhaas: “Of course I had a favorite teacher, and friend for many years as Bill and I would see him at the [class of] 1957 reunions and around town. He was so personable, had a good sense of humor and was interested in all students’ achievements. Mr. Wall, who unfortunately has since died.”

Joe DeVitto: “Are you really asking me to go back 50 years to remember some people? I have a tough time recalling what happened last week. Well, here goes. A great favorite was Mr. DeAugustino, who was in charge of drivers’ education. He had a lot of patience. Wow, that's how we got our driver’s license then.

I also liked Mr. Cicero, our Spanish teacher. I didn't remember any Spanish 20 yrs later, but his classes were always colorful, informative and enjoyable. Mr. Burton was great. He showed me how to make my first tack hammer in machine shop. It looked like a chrome statue after all the polishing. I took it home and told everyone it was a trophy.

Mr. Drazenovich always had a coaching way of getting me through gym classes. He had me lifting weights and jumping all over the place. I remember the horses, parallel bars, trampolines, wrestling, and all that good stuff that I couldn't do well.

A real favorite was Mr. Keller, who always talked in a monotone and put me to sleep in trigonometry class. I can remember asking him one day how the Russians put Sputnik in orbit, and his answer consumed the rest of the class period.

I think my favorite was Mr. James Wall. He was a great teacher and had a lot of patience. He was the kind of person who took so much, and then Pow!, put you in your place. I respected and admired him for that.”


Henry Ford: I have to say that my all-time favorite teacher was Mr. Wall. I also liked Coach Drazenovich, Mr. Matthews, Mrs. Anderson, Mrs. Costello, and Mrs. Dancer.”


Mildred Halboth Sutter: The teachers I admired the most were Mr. Chipley, Mr. Wall, and Mrs. Letzkus--they were all excellent.


Ron Huch: It was actually Coach Drazenovich who had the most influence on me. I was not an athlete, but his gym classes and the way he treated me stand out in my mind. I remember one time when he decided to make the class do calisthenics, but said anyone who did not think it was fair could walk out. I walked out, looking over my shoulder to see if anyone else was following. No one was. You can imagine what I was thinking. A while later, Coach called me in, as I expected, but what he said I did not expect. He congratulated me for walking out and gave me an A. What a wonderful lesson that was for someone who, at the time, had so little confidence in anything I did. I always appreciated Coach’s sense of humor and his genuine caring about students, but from that class onward he was golden in my memory.”


Paul Mahoney:My favorite teachers are Joe Drazenovich, Lyle Fox, and Jim Wall. Joe and Lyle were my football coaches, and they taught me the importance of working as part of a team. Jim Wall for his great sense of humor; it made his English class one of my favorites.”


Terry McMahon: “I played basketball for NAHS for four years and that first year with no seniors we got killed. Didn't win a game, didn't even come close. But yet there was a silver lining for me. I got to play as a freshman and Chuck Horne, our basketball coach, took me under his wing and really shaped my future. He would pick me up at my house everyday during the
summer for three years at seven in the morning, and we would go to his friend’s house somewhere around Perry High School. This guy had a basketball court in his backyard, and [Coach Horne] would teach me to play all day long.

As a consequence, I received a free ride to Geneva College, where I played for four years. Believe it or not, I'm still playing. My granddaughter, Danielle, is in ninth grade at Central High School here in York PA. She is their starting center. She called me up when she was in sixth grade and asked if I would teach her to play basketball. Again history repeats itself; we practice every nice day all year long. Now I'm still teaching, only my group has grown to four other girls as well. Since I love to teach basketball, the more the merrier.”

Nancy Meier Reeder: “My favorite teacher was Miss Warner, chorus, she was very, very soft spoken but a no nonsense teacher. She was very talented and made everyone want to use their musical skills to the fullest. I really enjoyed her class every day.

I also was very fond of Mr. Fulmer. He was a very dedicated teacher and made you want to learn. I had the good fortune to become reacquainted with him and Mrs. Fulmer when his youngest son, Tim, played little league baseball with my son, David. Hope this information is helpful to you. Of course, everyone loved Mr. Wall.”

Marilyn “Mickey” Michalko: “Your inquiry sent me straight to my high school yearbook to the Teacher Section. I had never noticed or realized how young a lot of them were nor how many of them had their Master’s. I guess I would have to say that my favorite teacher in high school was Mr. Cicero, the Spanish teacher. I remember taking an English grammar test on the first day of class and anyone who did not pass was not allowed to take Spanish. His reasoning was that if the student did not understand the grammar of his mother tongue, the student would not be able to comprehend the grammar of a foreign language. The second day of the class and that day forward, he spoke only in Spanish unless he was explaining the intricacies of Spanish grammar. He was strict, explained things well and ran an orderly classroom. I did major in Spanish with a minor in business in college, but then spent the next 15 years speaking only English to my kids, so I lost a lot. When I taught ESL as a volunteer to Hispanics in Mississippi and California, I guess I used Mr. Cicero’s method—speaking English and using non-verbal ways of communicating what the words meant.”

Jack Miller: “I am writing about my Spanish teacher Mr. Cicero. Hard to believe but by being in International Rotary, I have had house guests from Spanish-speaking countries. Also I had an exchange student for one year from Chile. A little bit of Spanish was helpful. ¡Sí, Senora!”

Bill Young: One memory which is still quite vivid is Joe Wissinger’s Geography class in 8th grade. I think he was forced to teach Geography because there were no classes in Biology to teach that year. Neither the class members nor Joe were very enthused about Geography. Probably half a dozen or so times that year, someone would ask him, “How does corn reproduce?" or "Why do some people have blue eyes?" He would ask if we were really interested in the topic. When he received a resounding YES, he would cover the blackboard with data, and he showed his true passion for teaching Biology. I probably would have no idea today about how chromosomes effect reproduction if he had not made it so interesting.”



Friday, May 16, 2008

Where Have All the Carols, Janets, Nancys, and Barbaras gone?



Last Sunday’s Parade Magazine listed the 10 most popular U.S. baby names for 2007. Heading the list were Jacob and Emily. A branch of linguistics that’s always intrigued me is onomastics—the study of the origins and forms of proper names. Maybe it’s because I’ve had issues with my own first name, Barbara. My parents (more likely my mother) chose it for me in 1940 because they liked it, not because it was a relative’s name or for any specific reason.

In those days they sure weren’t alone in their choice, because I grew up in a multiple-Barbara world. (Other Babsies might want to visit “our” website, The Barbara Page). Parade used the website “Popular Baby Names” (click here to view it) for their information. It’s operated by the Social Security Administration and ranks the 1,000 most common boys’ and girls’ names since 1900. They should know because these days every newborn is assigned a social security number, whereas we got ours around age 14+ when we needed a work permit for our first job.

On the Baby Names site you can look up specific names and track their status over time. Barbara was the 3rd most popular name for girls for two decades, the 1930s and 1940s. By the 1960s, it had slipped to 6th (despite the introduction of Barbie dolls in 1959), and by 2007, it had dropped like a rock to 633rd place!

At least I wasn’t a ba-ba-bá-ba-Barbara Ann (remember the Beach Boy’s version of that annoying song in 1965?). My middle name is Ellen after my maternal grandmother (only in 74th place in 1940). In 1965, a month after I got married, changed my last name, and moved to Cambridge, Mass. where my new husband was in graduate school, I got a job with Harvard psychology professor Jerome Bruner. He had the chutzpah to ask me to change my first name because he already had another Barbara working for him—and there were two more Barbaras in the same research group anyway. So I suddenly went from being Barbara Sweeney to being Ellen Plakans. What an identity crisis that was! For those two years when I worked at the Center for Cognitive Studies, I was forever getting confused. If someone down the hall called out “Barb!” invariably my head whipped around.

During the past 4-1/2 years, my daughter Brenda (34th in 1967) and her husband Jim (4th that year) have needed to choose names for their two sons. I was surprised to discover that the fashion in naming these days is to look for monikers original and offbeat. This is the case with baby boys as well as girls, although boys’ names have usually tended to be more conventional. After running a frequency count of first names in the North Allegheny Class of 1958, I soon concluded that was not the urge driving our parents.

Most Popular Names among the Class of 1958

Let me show you my table. First I looked back to 1940 to see how many American kids were given our names and compared it with how many class members had those names. Even though we had 91 males (to 84 females) in our class of 175, the range of boys’ names was a little narrower (46 names) to girls’ names (49). That also confirms the onomastists’ observation that parents are more likely to be inventive when choosing a name for a baby girl than a baby boy (though for our parents, not very).

MALE Names

NAHS rank

Name

No. of cases

U.S. Popularity in 1940

1st

ROBERT

8

2nd

2nd

JOHN

7

3rd

2nd

WILLIAM

7

4th

3rd

THOMAS

4

8th

3rd

RONALD

4

10th

3rd

GEORGE

4

11th

4th

RICHARD

3

5th

4th

CHARLES

3

6th

For all other names there were only 1 or 2 cases

FEMALE Names

NAHS rank

Name

No. of cases

U.S. Popularity in 1940

1st

CAROL

5

6th

1st

JANET

5

19th

2nd

BARBARA

4

2nd

2nd

NANCY

4

7th

2nd

SUSAN

4

36th

3rd

PATRICIA

3

3rd

3rd

MARILYN

3

25th

3rd

JEAN

3

29th

3rd

KATHY

3

40th

3rd

EMILY

3

164th

For all other names there were only 1 or 2 cases

The only really popular boys’ names not represented in our class were James (1st in U.S. popularity in 1940) and Donald (9th); we had one David (7th) and two Josephs (12th). Among the girls’ names, we had two Marys (1st in U.S. popularity)—if we include Mary Ann, two Judys (4th), a Betty (5th), a Linda (8th), a Shirley (9th), but no Sandra (10th). Still we can think of lots of friends and siblings with those names at NAHS in the classes surrounding ours.

What interested me more was the scarcity of unusual or offbeat names. A few occurred when boys were named for their fathers (Ernest, Merritt, and Bowman). Actually our Bowman (usually called “Bo”) had the first name of “Arthur.” Both of our Arthurs, were named for fathers, went by their middle names. The other was Arthur was usually “Pete” Brandt, except to the teachers, such as his aunt Mrs. Letzkus.

I’m don’t know about the origins of Justin or Vaughn. Actually “Justin” has risen in popularity and resided among the top 25 boys’ names from 1993 to 2003. In some places, Regis (we had 2, but it’s not on the chart) might seem exotic, but is there a Pittsburgher of our generation who didn’t listen to local radio phenomenon Rege Cordic? He was part of our morning routine.

The real outlier was Klaus, our foreign exchange student from Germany. I suspect his name might have been on the German baby list though, if one exists. Germany (as well as France and Scandinavia) have lists of approved first names. A baby must be given an approved name, or the child will not be legally recognized—so no Apples, Dakotas. or Jadens.

Can anyone think of an unusual name among the distaff side of our class? Winifred and Mildred were a trifle old-fashioned. The Babses may be history, but not the Emilys, a name that has been #1 for girls for 10 years and is still going strong. Others showing strength currently include Grace (20th), and of course Mary that "grand ole name" that held onto #1 for 46 years until it was supplanted for 6 years by Linda, fought its way back for another 9, then succumbed to the powerhouse of Lisa.

Perhaps we of the Silent Generation pre-dated the era of adventurous naming. According to an article by Peggy Orenstein The New York Times Magazine (7/6/03), “in the 20th century, John, William, James, and Robert were, in some combination, the top three names for boys for more than 50 years.” Michael (we had 2) remains a perennial (2nd place 2007).

This week I’m off to Wisconsin to catch up on my two grandsons—to the left, Eamonn, 3-3/4 years (off the chart for at least 50 years), and to the right Alexander, 8 months (11th in 2007). Eamonn’s spelling and pronunciation put him among the offbeat. Although Pat (3rd place 1940) Henke Sexauer tells me she, too, has a grandson named Eamonn—thanks to his father and her son-in-law being really Irish.


Please let me know if I’ve miscounted or forgotten anyone.



Saturday, May 10, 2008

Keds: Symbol for the Silent Generation?








Haiku to a shoe:


soft canvas foot gloves

subtle, sturdy, stealthy, slight,

smooth soles hug summer

Mentioning “Keds” in my posting last week about the school picnic resulted in some comments from readers. They enlightened me about its several other meanings: (1) as an acronym for the Kendrick Extrication Device (KED) used in removing accident victims from motor vehicles; and (2) here in Ames, Iowa, home of the National Animal Disease Center, keds is the common name for louse flies, particularly the variety that can paralyze sheep.

Of course, I was referring to summertime inexpensive canvas shoes that have been produced in the U.S. for some 90 years—first by U.S. Rubber/Uniroyal and now by Stride Rite—the authentic sneakers, which live on despite competition from Nike, Adidas and all those pricey designer running shoes. In the 1950s, they were usually white with a small blue rectangular “Keds” trademark on the back of the heel. Wearing white anklets and brightening the canvas once a week with white shoe polish helped to conceal the worn spots over the big toes that appeared by late August after 3 months of wear.

Happily, Keds are still made. In fact, despite Wikipedia’s pronouncement awhile back that they are “dorky” and most wearers are from the age “40+ set,” the fashion industry has rediscovered my beloved shoes (now known as “Classic Champions”) for the Spring 2008 collections. In addition to their prominence in recent fashion magazines, models in the New York runway shows wore them (see right). So we’re cool again! In fact, I had trouble finding a new pair at the mall last week since the college kids have already grabbed them up (a steal at $25).

Although Keds were never as popular among the 1950s boys (perhaps overshadowed by Converse Chucks), my husband, Andrejs, recalls his first gym class in America in 1951. Fresh from a D.P. camp in Germany, he puzzled over the list of required clothing that included high-top Keds (with practical rubber-covered toes) and a white tee shirt—two items he’d never heard of. Eventually, the Latvian language (at least in the U.S.) added the noun “kedas” once all the young Latvian émigrés began wearing them. Their thrifty parents soon saw the advantage of outfitting their kids in kedas and džīnsas (jeans).

In high school, Andrejs became a standout in tennis, where Keds were the standard footwear. I remember the first day of my tennis lessons at Thelma Fansmith’s, before she’d allow us near her clay court, we had to show her the soles of our shoes. Those whose sneakers had patterned soles were sent packing.

To prove that I wasn’t the only Keds fan in 1958, see the yearbook photo of a posed looking basketball quartet (below) where three are wearing classic champion Keds—both seniors, Kathy Humphreys and Judy Roth (who seems to be seeking divine inspiration), and our phys. ed. teacher, Vera Brandt, a fashion plate in her tailored Bermuda shorts and argyle knee socks. Only our home ec teacher, Dorothy Drazenovich, has on the gym shoes (with the long laces) issued by N. Allegheny—to match the regulation gym suit. Perhaps it was out of loyalty to her husband, Joe, who may have had a hand in choosing the gym wear as NAHS’ first boys’ phys ed teacher.

THOSE ABOMINABLE GYM SUITS

Has any other article of apparel ever been designed that was quite as ugly and unflattering as those gym suits were? We tried to streamline them by tying the two ends of the self-belt in the back (tail-like)—as you can see Judy has done. And we rolled up those ridiculously long, flaring shorts (as all 3 wearers have done). My cousin Nancy Givens Williams reminded me how sometimes we tucked the flared shorts up around our underpants to create a bloomer effect. As Nancy says, “At first Mrs. Brandt forbid us to do it, but then she relented because it definitely looked better…not great…but better.”

Meanwhile, what were the boys wearing? White tee-shirts and green boxer shorts. Would it have been too indiscreet if we girls had worn that same outfit (minus the jockstraps, of course)?

If anyone still possesses a jolly green gym suit, could you please send me a color photo I can reprint? The color is hard to describe—and never existed in nature. Or could you bring your suit to the reunion Saturday night? And we promised, you wouldn’t have to model it!

This posting is dedicated to Eamonn’s and Alex’s wonderful mother, Brenda, my costume designing daughter, who likes me to write about clothes and who made me her mother about 40 years ago. And to everyone else’s mother as well, Happy Mother’s Day!

Saturday, May 3, 2008

School Picnic


As a kid, my three favorite days of the year were Christmas, my birthday, and the school picnic at West View Park. My friend, Joe Bullick, N. Allegheny’s local historian extraordinaire, says that when he attended Ingomar School (circa 1937), the picnic was in North Park. But all I can remember is how hyped up we were for that May day when schoolchildren from the entire district (and their teachers and janitors and mothers—fathers came after work) invaded West View. I believe we could get a ride down on a school bus; the drivers (like Pete Brandt’s Uncle Pat) enjoyed a day at the park, too.

A week or so beforehand the men from the park had come to school and sold us strips of tickets for the rides, which included an extra stripe of pink complementary tickets and maybe those 1¢ red tax tickets (whose bad idea were they?). Also I believe the school lavishly provided a ticket for a Dixie cup of ice cream during the afternoon.

Since its demise in 1977, many reminiscences about the old amusement park have been published, including a book (Goodbye, West View Park, Goodbye by Charles K. Jacques, Jr., 1984). Perhaps it’s just as well that I live far away so that my mental image of the park can’t ever blur. I’ll always visualize the drive down Perry Highway to include bumpety-bumping over the streetcar tracks and automatically glance to the right to see if a carload of screaming riders is about to make that plunge and snap around the hairpin curve of The Dips.

The park opened in May 1906 on 18-1/2 acres of swampy land in the newly formed borough of West View (more land was added throughout the 1950s). Not coincidently, the site was at the end of the Bellevue-West View trolley line. Streetcar companies were charged a flat fee for the electricity required to run their trolleys. Since there were few commuters on the weekend, the idea soon caught on (in other parts of Pittsburgh as well) of developing amusement parks at the end of the line as a destination (Kennywood still remains). Although Pittsburgh Railways Company didn’t own West View Park, they built a terminal facility and offered a special excursion fare. It was a Sharpsburg entrepreneur, Theodore Harton, and his associates who dammed up the stream running through the land to create Lake Placid with its fountain and various boats for rent. (I can still hear that park employee shouting through his bull horn that our time was up and we must bring that boat back immediately.) The narrow valley also had to be widened and pedestrian bridges built to connect the various hillside venues. That Pittsburghesque terrain that contributed to the charm of the place also hampered expansion, leading to the park’s downfall, I suspect.

The Dips was the first of its kind built in Pennsylvania. Among connoisseurs it’s known as “an out-and-back, wooden under-rail roller coaster”. My mother had a cast iron stomach and loved The Dips. I recall a number of her girl scouts—as soon as they were tall enough—asking her to take them on their first ride. And when I was 12 and such a scaredy cat, my Uncle Cy offered to buy me a pair of Keds (those white sneakers I dearly wanted) if I would go on The Dips, having master The Racing Whippets the previous summer. Again Mom obliged. She was good at filling up the seat so you felt there was no way to fall out.

I think my awe of going to the school picnic was greatest between 1948 and 1952 when West View Park seemed a fantasyland. By 1958, I was starting to notice its imperfections. The Midway was pretty dirty. Usually by afternoon several kids had lost their cookies after riding The Tilt-a-Whirl, but no one had cleaned it up. Cotton candy left a gritty taste in your mouth and when you went to get some water from the drinking fountains, it smelled like rotten eggs. There were rumors that on opening day a nest of snakes had been found by a rider on The Caterpillar. And clearly the prizes in the Penny Arcade were pretty crappy (although I always cherished that pen-shaped flashlight and the fortune that said I’d be in the movies).

We each have memories of the old park, many of them connected with our five senses: the sound of the cymbals clanging as the calliope played and the horses rose and sank on the wooden Merry-go-round; the view from the top of the Ferris wheel; the burnt rubber smell of the bumper cars in The Dodge’em (a good ride when it started raining); the sticky taste of Cracker Jack; and of course, the furtive kisses in the pitch black tunnel at the start of The Dips (not with my mother, however).

In my scrapbook I found a 1957 scorecard from the park’s miniature golf course. No more than 3 could play, and my opponents were Carol Kummer Gaus and Arnie Huwar. I guess I kept it because I beat them with a score of 51. That sounds pretty good until you notice that par is 40. And as someone who believes, along with Mark Twain, that golf is a nice walk spoiled, I know it was definitely the pinnacle of my career on the links. I even got a hole in one on the 10th hole--“The School House.” We all bombed the 2nd hole—remember how you had to swat the ball hard enough so it would go up through The Windmill and make the blades turn?


On a visit home around 1975, I took my two girls, Brenda and Lia, to West View Park along with Mom and my cousin Patty Orr. At ages 4 and 6, the kids enjoyed themselves but probably tired of hearing the adults extol the wonders of the place. At least on the ride back to Ingomar, one of them asked, “Next year will we go to Disneyland?”